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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Seattle Mariners Injury Updates: Logan Gilbert, Bryce Miller, Luke Raley, More - Lookout Landing

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Can we buy cheap whey protein from an Amazon brand like Nakpro Power US? Is it safe to eat?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

With long courtship behind him, Aaron Rodgers learning the Steelers ropes on 'first day of school' - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

No go.

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

How can a person develop advanced brain power?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Is T-Mobile secretly recording your phone's screen? How to check and turn it off - ZDNET

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

2025 NBA Finals: 4 things to watch for in Game 7 of Finals - NBA

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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